So, just browsing the store under popular new releases and I see a fantastic new point and click survival horror with psychological horror, judging by the tags.

Also, the more like this has Five Nights at Freddy's, so they must be similar right.

The horrific psychofuckery point and clicker in question?

FATTY BEAR'S BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!

Seriously, Steam, Stahp!

So I propose we fill this thread with every ludicrous mislabelling, poor recommendation and silly thing Steam does and then send it to Lord GabeN and tell him to sort it out, but don't threaten to kill him because then he'll Paranautical Activity the shit out of us.

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Are you proposing we go out and BLAM people for HERESY in the almighty Gaben's name? If so tell me more!

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Idiots and heretics have been assaulting the Steam game library with erroneous tags. Not to mention the sarcastic reviews which literally do no one any favour. Thumbs-upping Bad Rats and saying "12/10 would rat again..." doesn't help anyone!

So anyway, they all need blamming. We need mass persecution and physical and psychological torture, full on Inquisition style.

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Seems you would actually prefer EXTERMINATUS! If so I approve! :D

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Sadly this planet holds key technology that we require - Like Steam's servers and that...So, strategic value is absolute. EXTERMINATUS! is not an option, I'm afraid.

Besides which the heretics make up a small portion of the population but in order to oust them we have to terrorise a much larger portion in order to make them give up the heretics. So it can still be fun. We'll EXTERMINATUS! another planet some other time, just for fun.

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Well...I remember a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, and marked as MMO XD...bur dont remember his name or wath happen with him :P

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I want Tic-Tac-ToeMMO. I wonder what happens when 4,000 people gather around one X trying to place it on the board.

Actually, it's an MMO, they'd all just start trading it as a commodity to show which one of them has the biggest e-peen.

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yeah, it was mmo and if you said that it isn't or even asked how it's mmo or what is mmo they ban you :)

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but steam is as user friendly as ever now, constantly suggesting games "you" want to see first instead of todays deals and new releases and if you want to search for new greenlight game releases, tough luck. sometimes you won't even find a game by its name. seriously, finding anything useful or new on steam has been a major problem for a while now especially if you don't want to search for a specific title and it's only getting worse. the list of mislabeled games is just too huge

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I hear Paranautical Activity would have been tagged as a career suicide game where you kept tweeting until you had nothing left, but they removed it instead. ;)

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If anyone has the contact details of Lucas Pope (he of Papers, Please fame) get him on this idea of a Social Media fuckup based game.

If he did it, it would not only be playable, but the single most immersive 'social media faux-pas leads to real life fuck-up simulator' and a work of art and genius.

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Saw that earlier and thought it was hilarious. But I do think that it's gone too far when the freaking front page has the game mistagged like that. I think Valve removes the inaccurate tags if they actually notice, at least, but the system honestly wasn't very well implemented in the first place.

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M9JWJ-PVNTR-64JMR

Don't know if that's used so Ninjas let me know.

If you don't let me know I'll curse you, your family, all your sperm and/or ova and all your future families sperm and/or ova! You have been warned, if you start having bad luck and having IVF later in life, and your kids turn out to be the kinds of feckless spackmonkeys who label Fatty Bear as Psychological Survival Horror don't blame me, you should have just said "Thankies for the game, dude!" or whatever it is you ninja kids say these days.

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Well, hopefully it was already used, or the culprit gets in touch swiftly, or so help their gonads and offspring.

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It's taken and you won't get a thanks. Because once these little fuckers get their hands on the key, it's time to vanish for them. They are done with you. You were useful for a few seconds but not anymore. You are like an ex-girlfriend who is still expecting that call.

Ungrateful bastards.

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I'll tell Houdini42 they're heretics, we'll see even less of the ninjas after that.

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