You can't polish a turd, but if you wrap it up in a bag and call it "high quality manure" someone somewhere is bound to buy it...
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I used to think that as well. What truly disturbs me the most is not the fact that this game exists, but because it exists it means that there is an audience for it. Apparently, we live in a time where someone might say "The last game I played was shit", only for someone to see that statement as a challenge.
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Languages: English, German
We Germans love those simulators. There are also garden, fishing, lumberjack, pizza and <insert random thing you can simulate here> simulators
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That's no problem and you don't even have to leave your PC with this brand new go for a walk simulator!
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My life is nearly complete. All I need now is a meal simulator, sleep simulator and a wealth accumulation simulator, and I'll never have to get out of my chair again...
I am liking this brave new world...
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While Valve has apparently removed it from greenlight, I present to you: bed simulator
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I don't believe that I just went to see if there was one of those utterly stupid mlg dubstep remixes for that >.> There wasn't.
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I was actually going to ask this.
Since it seams that every single simulator I've seen is made buy some German company I assume someone there buys these.
But the new question that comes in mind is: WHY?
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Just googled these. Now my soul hurts...
Is there any mundane activity which hasn't been simulated on the PC?
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this game is from 2006, and it was an awful, awful crime against gaming back then, it will not get better because it's aged now.
dear god please prevent germans from making more simulations.
please.
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You have to be shitting me. I wouldn't even have thought it was possible to have a monopoly of toilets ._.
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Missed a punny remark if you had gone with "I shit you not"
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I considered it, but was worried some delicate souls might find it offensive :D
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also...Kackel Dackel cuz we germanz obviously love both...our Dackel and shit.
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Yeah I got that game, it was 1.99 on Amazon.
Protip: Turn off mouse support.
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Protip 2:
Always undertake a comprehensive toilet paper audit before using a public lavatory.
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Protip 3:
When using a public lavatory, always go to the first toilet. It is usually the least used.
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Protip 4:
Before entering, always pay close attention to the sign on the door to avoid acute embarrassment and possible police involvement.
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I always go for the guy with the cape, don't like the other one, he looks so ordinary. Plus there are often women in there, probably waiting for superman to come by.
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The world eagerly awaits this game's sequel, Dunny Director 2013...
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Awesome! But I think my pc will not be able to run it with those high system requirements...
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If you ever upgrade your PC, make sure you pick up a USB throne (and matching urinal) for total realism...
Fully functional wireless USB "long drop" also available to satisfy rural defecation technology enthusiasts and obsessive completionists...
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I think someone posted this a while ago. Though I could be wrong
At any rate, the game is ridiculous.
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I did use the search function, but couldn't find any obvious existing threads...
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Please form an orderly queue...
http://getgamesgo.com/product/toilet-tycoon
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