So I took my moms car out tonight, went to work, when I got off work I went downtown. Stupid shit happened, I had one beer, and I drove home. Took a corner way too fast (for my moms minivan :O) and hit a bank. Popped both front tires, bent both front rims... Now I most likely owe at least 2 grand to her to fix it. Fuck me.

Edit: Asked her to use her car because mine is low on gas and the heater blows, and its been snowing :P

Edit 2: Oh yeah, also did a fair amount of body damage on the drivers side of the car

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I was saying that I wish I was drinking and driving. I was driving while angry :/.

If i was drinking at least I'd have a good excuse :(

I had one beer tonight :/

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Don't drink and drive! Commit insurance fraud!

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Lol, indeed I should have. I was pretty scared though. First time wrecking a car (and it's not even my own :( )

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1 beer that's not drinking and driving.

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I have found a new date.

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Oh I'm no lightweight :P

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Yes it is...

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If you're drinking in the car maybe :)

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That's even worse.

There is no excuse for drinking and driving.

If you can't wait to drink until you're in a location that you don't need to drive from then I think you need some help, you may be an alcoholic...

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You are an idiot. I had a single beer. I am a 200 pound male. 1 beer did not inhibit me at all. Fuggoff

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Which one of us drank, then drove someone else's car and crashed it?

I think everyone can figure out who the idiot is.

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I think so too...

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I'm glad you're finally starting to admit that you were wrong.

Did you at least apologize to your mother?

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Of course I did.

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Well that's a start.

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Filing you under the "I have no idea what I am talking about" folder. Unless he pounded that beer in 10 seconds on an empty stomach while climbing a mountain he most likely will not even come close to being legally intoxicated.

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Hahaha

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seriously mentioning you drank one beer is a dumb move, you will now get the straight edge idiots crawling out claiming you are a reckless monster and you possibly killed someone and you should turn yourself in.

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Oh I'm sorry you must have forgotten what you wrote and did not read disturbed0ne's comment. But I forgive you.

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Sorry you missed the sarcasm, I think you are a tit.

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I love how you go with the classic deflect after being called a stupid sod and proven that you might be an over reacting tit.

1 beer will not get you drunk, unless you went for some insane 20% imperial stout.

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"Don't drink and drive next time."
Now if you were being sarcastic try to mention that since this comes off as a backhanded swat. Now since I am making that statement that 1 beer will not get you drunk and I have you are for some reason getting pissy. Not my problem if you agree with me great recant and apologize to the person you accused of drunk driving, if not stop arguing with me.

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Well at least you are getting the fact that I am indeed insulting you. Now back to white knighting he was in an accident and your first reaction was. He doesn't need a white knight, I'm just picking on you for being an obvious idiot. Now if this is the classic cry for help where he actually chugged a 12 pack then he has problems and internet shaming is not going to do him any good. But in short give the man a break he had an accident. And no that beer did not cause it.

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Well this ended but just one tip for you mate, things like intention does not translate well over text unless you are really good at it.
Now your first statement reads like the typical over reaction as highlighted by the other idiot in the thread. IF that wasn't your intention I suggest you either delete your first statement which obviously went over as well as a fart in church or you know stop trying to tell me that I have no idea what your first statement meant.

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Meh, I don't give a shit what idiots think.

I didn't crash the car because I was drinking. I crashed the car because I was driving too fast around a corner (in a minivan, which has much worse turning than my tiny honda :P ). `

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Oh I can tell that, but you already have people calling you a drunk driver on one beer.
Which is kind of expected since they get all their real life experience from an after school special.

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If you don't give a shit what people think then why post this on an online forum? ¬_¬

Seems to me that you're looking for sympathy where none is deserved.

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Sympathy? I post here because I just got home, this is one of the forums I frequent, and it is something that happened to me tonight.

Edit: and I said I don't care what "IDIOTS" think. That doesn't include everyone on these forums :P

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I'm by no means a straight edge, I drink and do other things but what I don't do is endanger other people (by driving a car) while doing it.

I'm definitely not a saint but at least I'm responsible.

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As am I, quit being a douche

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Drinking and then driving too fast is responsible?

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Drinking one beer and driving is. Crashing because I was driving too fast is not.

But I do drink responsibly, and that is what the point was.

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Crashing because you were driving too fast is irresponsible. That's what the point was.

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At least 2 grand to replace tyres and rims, did she have golden spinner wheels or something?

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Forgot to add the body damage I did

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lol, nope just some ditch around a corner

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Ah, makes more sense.

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Drinking and driving (even if it's just one beer) is a horrible thing to do, you get no sympathy from me.

You're lucky you're not in jail with a suspended license...¬_¬

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this

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Oh bugger off. You think it's okay to get a DUI for having a beer or 2 with dinner and then driving home? That's ridiculous

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Is it really that hard for you to NOT DRIVE after you've been drinking?

What if you hit a car full of people instead of a bank???

You'd be singing a much different tune if you were sitting in a jail cell right now awaiting sentencing for manslaughter...

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Answer my question tool

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Yes, I do think you should be punished for breaking the law and endangering everyone on the road.

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OH MY GOD those poor imaginary people.

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Yes and person should jailed for life.

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My dad must be a horrible brute for going out to a nice dinner, having a beer and driving home, thanks for pointing out he is a horrible monster, where would I be without you.

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Drinking and driving doesn't just affect the person who does it, it affects anyone they come in contact with while driving drunk/buzzed.

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I am certain no one told you this but you must be a massive tool, were you raised in the wild by a pack of after school specials?

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Seems so

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Nope, no one's told me that before.

In fact I was raised by good people who know right from wrong and don't use the "well it was just one beer" excuse when they make a mistake in life.

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You're a mistake in life :P

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Call me what ever you like, it's not going to change who I am or what I believe in.

In a few years you'll look back on this incident and be very thankful that you didn't hit anyone else.

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I don't want/need to change who you are, or what you believe in. I just want to laugh at it.

And you know what you condescending prick? I AM glad I didn't hit anybody or anything. Not because I was drunk though.. Because I wasn't. But because I was out of control, for entirely separate reasons which you seem to be incapable of understanding.

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No judge or jury would care what reason you gave for crashing, the only thing they would see was that you were drinking before driving, end of story.

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Wow, dumb. You still aren't understanding the fact that I was not intoxicated when I was driving?

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Ok massive tool gotcha.

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I'm going to guess from your responses that you're around 12 years old.

If you're older than that then I feel really sorry for anyone that has to interact with you on a daily basis.

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They love me, just last night we had a nice dinner. I grilled some steaks opened a bottle of wine, they all had a glass then they drove home. But then I proceeded to inform them that what they did was reckless and they could have hurt not only themselves but some random person, they then thanked me for my concern and promised never to do it again. There was much weeping but we all grew a bit that day.

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Hmm, you seem much younger to me. You act like instead of talking from experience, you just got out of your 6th grade D.A.R.E. class.

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Nope, I can almost guarantee that I'm older than you and I am talking from experience.

Like I said earlier, if you can't wait to have a drink (even just one) until you're in a place that you don't need to drive from then you might have a problem...

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If that's true, thats even worse.

You must live a slow and boring life if you never go out for a drink on a saturday night after work

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I enjoy my life, I don't drink often but when I do I'm responsible enough to know that driving afterwards is out of the question.

But who am I to tell you what to do, you're obviously OK with it and like you said, you don't give a shit what I think so there's no need for you to keep defending yourself, right?

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I don't think I'm defending myself as much as I'm trying to get your off your high horse, and have you see that the accident was not caused by the alcohol. You're a great proponent of my state's Zero Tolerance laws, but you're not being realistic.

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You're entitled to your opinion as I'm entitled to mine.

It's my opinion that drinking and then driving is never OK under any circumstances.

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Ok, but you don't get that the beer was drank quite some time before I even drove. You don't seem to understand how drinking/the human body/metabolism work. Either that, or you're just crusading for some imaginary MADD-type shit that is only in your head.

The beer (singular) is irrelevant here, because it had no bearing on the driver (me) when the accident occurred. I'm not arguing that I was an idiot tonight.. I fucked up my moms car, of course I was. I'm TELLING you, the beer has nothing to do with it. You want to berate me for driving like an idiot, driving angry, possibly endangering people for that reason, go ahead. When you keep bringing up the single beer I had long before this happened you diminish both your argument, and the accident I had itself.

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Taken directly from your original post "I had one beer, and I drove home".

Not until many posts later did you say that you waited before driving.

So how exactly does that make me out to be some "uptight tool" (in the words of little comradestallion)?

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Hmm, so because I didn't go into more detail in the OP, you assumed a bunch of shit and went off of that?

From OP:
"Stupid shit happened" - Shit happened with that girl, I got angry, it was stupid..

"Had one beer" - While I was there, I had one beer.

"I drove home" - after an appropriate amount of time (in my opinion, knowing my own tolerance and the local law) I drove home.

You are an "uptight tool" because of everything you inferred and the manner you came off in, and even after other events came to light in the conversation you stuck to your original script.

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Oh, and nobody here has condoned, or is condoning drunk driving. I know what can happen when you drive drunk. I also know what can happen when you drive recklessly (drunk or not) like I did tonight. You have completely missed the point with your tirade against drunk driving...

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You left out important facts in the story.

I read your story and responded accordingly.

You're completely in the wrong on every level in this thread.

End of discussion.

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Alas I have no defense against the implied age statement, you know other then the fact that I don't give 2 shits about how old you think I am.
1 beer and driving is not reckless unless you get buzzed off that one beer and or shot gunned it before getting behind the wheel.

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You reply like I value anything you say after reading your comments.

To me, your opinion is worth about as much as a $3 bill.

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Oh no, some uptight tool doesn't value being called a tool. Colored me shocked and surprised.

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You've severely overused that insult.

I think it's time you Google a thesaurus for a new one.

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+1

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In jail for 1 beer ? are you stupid or something ?

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He crashed a car as well...

It doesn't matter what excuse he gives, he would have most likely failed a breathalyzer and been taken to jail.

Do any of you people even know what laws are? o_O

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Yeah, I live in AZ. If I got a breathalyzer I may have gotten in trouble (unless of course the single beer I drank wore off in the hour before I drove). Doesn't make you, or the law, right.

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I've been to AZ, I used to live out near there (in Las Vegas), I hear prison is pretty rough out there.

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Beats me, I don't do anything that would get me thrown in prison. County for a couple days? Maybe. Prison? No

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You demand a blood test when you get pulled into the station, if you only had one beer you should be way below 0.08 unless you drank it 10 minutes before the accident. Or again are a major lightweight.

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Nah, it was close to an hour, if not longer. I went down to another bar afterwards to see if anyone I knew was around, nobody was, so I hung out listening to the music for a bit, didn't drink anything, then walked back to the parking garage.

Problem with AZ is Zero Tolerance laws. .08 used to be the legal limit, but now with 0 tolerance, they can give you a DUI if it's less than that as well.

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Jeez nevermind, my legal advice get the fuck out of AZ seriously what is wrong with you. Hell using listerine would be gambling.

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Haha that's definitely the best advice :). Just wish I didn't have people I loved here :). CO and WA are looking good right about now, what with the latest election

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Smoke some Weed and flight next time

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Excellent advice

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Pictures please. Drinking and driving you should know better SIR!

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This happened just because you had 1 beer dude , who the hell drinks 1 beer ? 5 or nothing lol

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Had one because I just got off work, went to see what was going on downtown, not much was going on and the girl who invited me there was being a skank, so I took off after one :).

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Them skanks... they're just good when they buy a round :P

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Right?!

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You trusted and used ios 6 maps. They told you to drive too fast and you crashed.

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Next time give the beer an hour to work through your system before you drive. And don't drive angry. And don't drive a minivan lol

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It was at least an hour. Don't worry, I wasnt at all intoxicated when I was driving. The reasons behind the accident are (A) I was angry, and therefore driving faster than I should have been. (B) Because I was driving so fast, and in a minivan instead of my Honda Accord and the control is obviously not as good :).

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Yeah, I figured it wasn't the beer as much as the other two things. Driving angry is never a good idea. Haha yeah, I'm not an expert at driving vans (I've got a Nissan Sentra myself, small car), but I've noticed it takes quite a bit more care to drive a van because of the size.

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Yeah, whereas my small car just takes the corner driving fast, a van just... doesn't... lol :P

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You deserve a horrible, horrible, painful and slow death ... lol

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How much is your deductible? Accidents are the reason you have insurance, file a claim.

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Only if he is registered as a driver for that specific car. Oh and, he had a beer before. That's a reason for insurance companies to not give you anything.

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Yeah, I'm not on the insurance for my moms car, so if we were going to claim we'd have to say that she was driving when it happened, and I won't let that happen. It was my fault for driving recklessly, so I'll pay for the damage. It sucks, but it'll be better than having her insurance go up for an accident she didn't have :/

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Unless there was a police report that says he was over the legal limit, that's irrelevant. It sounds like the accident was because he was driving like an idiot, not because of one beer (which is well under the legal limit just about everywhere). Insurance for a car covers other people using your car (especially family members).

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Ah, welcome to the club. It's a rite of passage, like getting braces and growing hair on your nuts.

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:)

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No apology necessary :). Both you and ComradeStallion have had only good replies :). Only person I'm peeved at/amused with is the DisturbedOne.

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Next time crash into a real bank not a ditch.

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Cash money!!!

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Now tell her she was drunk and its all cool.

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