How do you most want HL3 to be announced?

I want to find a poster on my bathroom wall

I want Gaben to personally call me.

I want it to NOT be announced.
Let me explain better, you switch on your pc, you open steam like any other boring day and HL3 appears in front of you in the store. Now imagine your reaction :3

I want the ad in PC Gamer to be fake and when people start a riot, Gaben walks out and tells them that it's already released and they should go home and buy it.

This was taken from someone else on the forum. Sorry about that but I want games.

I want Gabe to throw the copy in my face with the gravity gun.

No summer sale

Only Half Life 3

I want Portal 3

No matter what Valve does, HL3 will never be announced even half as epic as Super Mario Bros. 3

It would be pretty cool for gabe to put some sort of random survey 10 questions long or so and right at the last question a HL3 ad pops up and just says "Pre-Order now!"

As a MOBA.

Steam Store front page with Gabe and Freeman giving a thumbs up and a huge play button in the middle.

Through a TF2 update, obviously.

I want it to be sent to me as a note attached to my bottle of immortality serum and a formal contract making me eternal god-emperor of earth.

Without 393534 DLCs, season passes and pre-order bullshit.

i want a secret update for codename gordon which will become half life 3 and no one will know about it since most of the people dont touch this game.

I want Gabe to announce that they've been working on a game that everyone is excited for, and announce that it's Ricochet 2. Then, as he walks off, he look back and say "Oh yeah, and Half-Life 3 is coming in Fall" then continuing walking off

I want the Steam servers were not available for one day and the next day to make things work, and on the main page of the store was a poster of Half-Life 3

Something like that GTA V mural in New York would be cool, but worldwide. Already own Fable by the way.

Realistically secret ARG, I love participating at those threads.

If it's gonna be announced in a convention, I want them to showcase the source 2 engine, some cutscenes for portal 3, l4d3, dota 3, ricochet 2, CS 3. Then a dramatic blackout, heart stomping footsteps sound, then a big announcement of half-life 3 in split screen with PS4, XB1, PC, Linux, MAC and steambox simultaneously running the game like crossfire/SLI

At E3: 3 Gabe tap dancing dressed as pimps. It's as unlikely to happen as HL3

I want it announced as an April Fool's joke.

just let them put it in "coming soon" like nothing is going on, no announcement. internet will do the rest

turns on the radio
"GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Half-Life 3 has been released, now y'all log in to STEAM and buy the shit out of it!"
the end

Gabe should walk on stage and explode into a million crowbars.

Please, no need to give me Fable, I own it already. ♥

99% off all half life games