Why did the chicken cross the road? jokes

oh lugum

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What's a chicken?

She's parked there a car in which she wanted to flee from the police.

EDIT: Oh, rubber chicken...

yees, now it's the time for a copy-paste!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sir Isaac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion
tend to cross the road.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Martin Luther King:
It had a dream.

Morpheus (from Matrix): Neo. There is no chicken.

Hamlet:
For 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of oncoming vehicles...

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Mr Spock: It is not logical for the chicken to have crossed the road as it would mean expending more effort than would be worth the energy value of the food he would find on the other side. If he crossed the road, it could only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain - if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken and avert this impending tragedy.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

The chicken was being a chicken and afraid of Colonel Sanders instead of facing him head on.

Better fast food song

Also, I didn't know until a couple weeks ago that "the other side" was a double entendre referring to afterlife.

To render the buildings on the other side

to go to the other vagina

Bump and meow. Ok, so the chicken may have had a reason after all.

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to get to the other Moorhuhn Invasion giveaway

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A:He didn't have the guts!

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Bump.

to meet the family at KFC

Bump.