Nothing in here for you zombie game fans at ALL!

Burn down all the surrounding houses (my neighbors deserve it), get on motorcycle(stolen). Go to farm(56 miles away and its in the desert). kill farm family (unless they are willing to leave). Survive (hope this strand of zombies doesn't eat animals).

kill everyone, cause eventually they will all turn.

Plan:

1. Go upstairs with all of my food supplies from downstairs.

2. Wait a few days for the zombies to starve.

1. Eat potatoe

2. Eat another potatoe

3. Take gun

4. Kill zombies

5. Kill humans and get their stuff

6. Find house

7. Repair house and make it base and name it "Zombi**ch"

8. Kill more zombies

9. DIE

I'd team up. I'll need 1 soldier, 1 farmer and 1 breeder. I, of course, will be the leader. The soldier will protect me, the farmer will feed me and the breeder will do everything else.

Plan as usual for this situation:

1. get a weapon (2 kinds at least - melee and something what needs ammmo)
2. robe a wallmart (or other market - the point is - do not starve)
3. find transport (but not a horse - as we all know zombies love horses and ponnies)
4. Get to the Bill Murray's Hollywood Mansion from “Zombieland" movie - and count on that he's still alive.
5. Find some chicks (it is important - they have to be alive!)
6. Have some fun God-damn! (play golf with grenades maybe?)
   ALSO! as line said: EAT POTATOES!

Cheers!

Basically what I'd end up doing if a zombie outbreak started is figure out how to get to the nearest fire station, grab some equipment from there (fire axe, firefighter gear) to give me a little bit more offensive power and durability, then make my way to a super market, grab a cart, and go to town shoving everything I can and then roll on outta there to a school to pick up a schoolbus (hotwired) and then drive that to the nearest hardware store to reinforce it (using plate metal on the windows, doors, cover the wheels, front, sides, and back, etc) then add spikes on the front, then go to a gas station stock up on gas for a few months and then head outta town until I need more gas/food/water. I'd also imagine I'd find some extra weaponry in my travels, say a gun, or something, but the way I see it is if you need ammo, then it's not a very effective zombie killing weapon.

The winners are:
-Line (because potato is symbol of human toughness and also food)
-Xmoose (I hate my neighbours too. Uppity twats they are.)
-ILGrimmreaper (Reminds me a lot of Dawn of the Dead. Good luck pulling all that off, but I like your style

Sorry to those who did not win, maybe I'll get more keys sometime soon.

Welcome to Zombiland! xD

1.murder
2.murder some more
3.rape
4.moar rape
5.and rape again while body is still warm

1. Go to the orphanage, get a lot of kids.
2. Throw them at zombies to escape
3. ????????????
4. Profit

If I knew that a zombie outbreak is going to happen I would:

1. Take tools from garage(anything I can use)
2. Make a fast run to the food store beside my house and take all the food I can fit into the cart
3. Come back home, barricade the lower floor windows with some clothes or wooden doors from closet
4. Plan an escape plan in case I get overrun
5. Do my best to survive

If I wake up and there's a zombies apocalypse already outside:

1. I would quietly start barricading the windows
2. Take all the food I have with me upstairs + tools
3. Wait a few days until people die/ make a run for it and still die
4. Search houses for food/ supplies
5. Come back home.
6. repeat 4, 5.

1. DONT TRUST ANYONE

Does anyone have a guess pass for me? I'll be so glad... thanks

Aww, I have no friends but bought this the other day for $19....guess I am screwed.

I'd pick up my Katana and slash'em all until i get somewhere safe.Then I'd rape every alive woman i find and murder any zombies on the way.I'D SLASH'EM ALL UNTIL I DIE!

Hack... yeah. I'll hack real life, somehow!

Up up down down left right left right B A start.

My plan is to not play this game, thanks.

Plan:
Suicide

Plan: put myself in a tiny room with 1 window and 1 door
nothing can go wrong

1. Raid/Collect as much supplies as possible before it gets too bad.
2. Head to Local YMCA.
3. Head upstairs to the workout gym(2 exits/entrances:1 leading to huge stairwell, one to a smaller emergency exit stairwell.).
4. Move all 30 treadmills to the exits.
5. Line them along the stairs, facing up.
6. Obtain long power strips and extension cords.
7. Hook up every treadmill.
8. Turn every treadmill onto high speed.
9. Sit and watch the zombies tumble down the stairs.
10. ???
11. Profit.

My plan is to sneak around with my dick sticking out secretly f*cking the zombies. And getting game passes for warz.