Snail with an attitude
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

thanks for the ga

why can't stevie wonder read? cuz he's black

What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs?

The bikings.

a joke :3

How do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?

Last year´s hide-and-go-seek winner.

Particle has got stopped on a motorbike by Police officer

• Sir you have been driving 90 mph
• Great, now I don't know where I am.