I'm the model used for the image of the game's banner, so the game must be mine, my precious treasure ;).

Midgets riding an unicycle.

Thanks a lot!

Why is a farmer good at what he does? Because he's out standing in his field

Yesterday i was thinking about buying a good helmet and a neck protection and ramming into a flock of sheep for no reason

Cheers!

Thx

Thanks !

THanks.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h.

Thank you for the chance!

thank you

Well, I don't have anything funny to say right now, so take this WTF picture of a Sponge Bob episode.
I don't know what was going on in this scene but it's weird.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Mom : My son called me a btch
Dad : oh, really?! That son of a btch !

Thank you :).

A longboat full of Vikings, promoting the new British Museum exhibition, was seen sailing past the Palace of Westminster yesterday. Famously uncivilized, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the MPs nonetheless looked up for a bit to admire the vessel.
The Times by Giles Kristian

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

I'm not good at saying funny things so instead I am going to show you a bunch of funny gifs! :D

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A favorite of mine: " Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-- Terry Pratchett

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