(Clears throat)

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen.

After whoring myself out and trying my best to do every single Winter Achievement, I had high hopes that I would win a game. Or atleast coal. I know of people who have won great games from the giveaways and I had my dream that I too would win a decent game. And after achieving an achievement (lol?) I checked my inventory, hoping to see my coal go up by 1 or perhaps a game. And it was a game.

It was this farking piece of dogshite. So if you're desperate enough for a game that no one has ever recommended on Steam (and rightfully so) then I'd rather someone else takes this piece of crap as if I installed this game and accepted it from Steam, it would constitute as an insult. It'd be like someone spitting on the grave of someone I care for dearly.

I don't care if no one says thanks upon entering for this giveaway. In fact, do me a favour and don't say thanks. I'll feel better about it. Because... (sighs)... nevermind.

So screw you Steam. And Merry Christmas to you all at Steamgifts.

~ Merchant2006

Terms:

• I'm no fraud-bro. My inventory is private as I don't want people rummaging through my profile. As is my profile. It's private. For a reason. Deal with it.
• No game begging for games. Bitches.
• Game will be sent as soon as the giveaway is over. I'm not keeping this PoS.
• I heard someone won a Guest Pass or something to TF2. A guest pass for TF2. I used to find that hilarious but I think by laughing for a few minutes at the thought of someone being able to 'trade hats for 2 days only' that Karma came around and slapped me like a bitch. So I'm not going to laugh. Instead, I shall feel pity for those of you who have won crappy games. It may be free, but if someone handed you a jar of blood-piss and labelled it 'free', would you take it? ... Don't answer that. I know someone will accept that stuff. Don't tell me out of 6 billion humans on this planet that 1 of them wouldn't accept a jar of blood-piss.

I should go.