I saw this game, and even thou it's a bit shitty, I wanted it.
But I'm too poor at the minute to buy games outright.
So, I tried to win SG giveaways for it, but never did. I scoured the trades, but SG trades almost exclusively revolve around CSGO of TF2 keys, which I don't have.
Finally, I managed to trade for it on another site, game for game.
I was happy. I played and it's every bit as trashy as I expected. That's all I want from a game like this...the sorta game that makes Painkiller seem high-brow.
And so it was, that a few days after trading for it, I'm looking throu an old bundle, that has a bunch of keys un-revealed and what do you know. I had bought this game years ago and hadn't realised.
Sake.
No wonder I'm poor, spunking it any bundle that comes along and then never playing the games.
ANYWAY!
Even though no one actually reads the descriptions, certainly not one this long, how about we play a cheeky wee game of story crafting, one post at a time.
Continue the story: There was an old woman who lived in the woods...
I do the exact same thing, man. The number of points I've spent on SG giveaways for games it turns out I already own... oi.
Anyway, you may be interested in this Steam group called Group Buys: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/groupbuys/discussions/10/
Not only do they sometimes split bundle purchases between members depending on who wants what games (hence the name), the specific subforum I linked to is for the sale of leftover bundle keys. They're usually priced very fairly and Paypal is accepted way more often than not.
You might also check out TremorGames, since a lot of their "bundle trash" stuff tends to be <500 TremorCoins and said TC are pretty easy to earn (up to a point).
ANYWAY!
Continuing story: There was an old woman who lived in the woods, and every morning she would arise and find a symbol scrawled onto her door in the night...
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The symbol looked vaguely familiar but she couldn't quite place it.
Was it from someone she knew? Or somewhere she had been? From that era she had long since forgotten?
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Thank you for this, it's very much appreciated
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Yes, she lived a long life and it is possible that she thought long-gone past back to remind about itself.
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