I'm not sure where you live, but that's the normal size for a duck here.

Thanks for commenting Charles.

Megalodons are mythical creatures created by the mind of a 24-year old pyschopath trying to find a way to fear the local community.
Please, do not believe these myths and move on with your live.

Oh wait, it's life. There's a typo in my script!

Megalodons are totally real and are a real threat.©