My life ;_;

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Something less emo ...

What car does Yoda drive?
A:A To-yoda

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Hope this game is better than my joke!! :)

Q: What's a toilet's favorite game?
A: Call of Doodie

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: I Scream.

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Guy comes walking into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders 8 shots of whisky. 'What's the occasion,' asks the bartender. 'My first blowjob,' the guy replies.

The bartender says: 'congratulations, I'll give you a 9th whisky on the house.'

'Don't bother,' replies the guy, 'if 8 can't help me get rid of the taste, nothing will.'

Mighty No. 9

people seem to think its funny when i tell them i enjoyed starcraft on the n64 (and i beat it all too)

Q: What do you do when a Pollock throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his privates.

Bartender says, "Hey... uh, you have a ship's wheel attached to your privates..."

Pirate says, " Yar! It's driving me nuts!"

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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Q: What's Brown and sticky?

A: A Stick. :)

Q. what did the buffalo say to his son when he went to collage?

A. Bison

• How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

• None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

I don't know any jokes good jokes on english (neither on my own language lol) but I do laughed A LOT seeing this more than I should...

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Thank you hard!

I only know jokes that get me blacklisted

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Thank you for the game :)