A real sad but funny joke? My bank account.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
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This is a funny joke

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thansk

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Not sure if it is funny, but here is a joke.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
-One, but the bulb really has to want to be changed.

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Mr. Wilson was a very successful lawyer at getting charges dropped, but in this particular case he decided to bribe a man on his client's jury to hold out for a reduced charge of manslaughter, as opposed to The States charge of first degree murder. The jury was out for five days before they finally returned with a manslaughter verdict. When Mr. Wilson paid the corrupt juror, he questioned if he had a very difficult time to convince the other jurors to see the evidence his way. Sure did, the juror replies, "The other eleven jurors wanted to acquit."

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much a drink was. The bartender said, "no charge for you, sir."

I'm sorry. :P

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."