bro. tell me like a REALLY funny joke
p.s. a page of ty is annoying I'll block you if you comment that
i don't mind if you don't comment i prefer it to ty
I've been wondering about how far technology and new innovations can take us. Take Minecraft for example; we had physical Legos (normal Legos with no prefix); then came video games, which took their time to make proper Lego-like experiences. That's physical -> digital. WHAT FORM COMES NEXT :O
Magic?
I think next would be the full bridge between the two: virtual reality Legos with touch feedback. That way, it would have all of the physical stimulation of original recipe Legos, but without the bother of actually having Legos.
ummm.. no... incorrect.... if it has all the physical stimulation of the original legos, then you most certainly can step on them! Imagine with this technology the kinds of traps you can setup.... cover the entire house with legos! No barefoot would be safe again!
Two priests are out driving one day when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
"Alright officer, we'll do it"
Ok, here's one (I'm translating it from my native language, hope it sounds as funny as it is)
Three bats hanging on a tree, feeling kind of hungry.
One of them flies off. He comes back with his face full of blood and tells the others: "Do you see that sheep?"
The other two reply "Yeah".
"Well, I drained it of blood" he says proudly.
The second bat flies off. He comes back with his face full of blood and tells the others: "Do you see that cow?"
The other two reply "Yeah".
"Well, I drained it of blood" he says proudly.
The third bat flies off. He comes back with his face full of blood and tells the others: "Do you see that wall?"
The other two reply "Yeah".
"Well, I didn't"
An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass.
The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.
The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.
The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Thanks
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Thanks. :D
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I've been wondering about how far technology and new innovations can take us. Take Minecraft for example; we had physical Legos (normal Legos with no prefix); then came video games, which took their time to make proper Lego-like experiences. That's physical -> digital. WHAT FORM COMES NEXT :O
Magic?
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Take a look at the demo videos for Microsoft's 3D glasses tech. :D
I can't find the exact video I wanted, but this one is good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQv74J7oSk#t=57
And yes, it does have some similarities to magic. :O
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Check also this video with LEGO. It's really nice ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcSZjLWaAMA
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good question i believe the 3d printer is the next evolution
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I think next would be the full bridge between the two: virtual reality Legos with touch feedback. That way, it would have all of the physical stimulation of original recipe Legos, but without the bother of actually having Legos.
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Never again step barefoot on a Lego block. Hmm...sounds good:)
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ummm.. no... incorrect.... if it has all the physical stimulation of the original legos, then you most certainly can step on them! Imagine with this technology the kinds of traps you can setup.... cover the entire house with legos! No barefoot would be safe again!
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Thanks!
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ty :)
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Thanks!
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ty
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ty =)
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// Thanks for sharing with us.
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Thanks!
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''Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.'' (:
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smelly scitzo face
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you mamma is smelly
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:(
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thx so much :)
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ty
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Where are Average Things Manufactured?
The satisfactory.
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Two priests are out driving one day when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
"Alright officer, we'll do it"
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Haha anti-priest jokes.
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lmao das sso wrong
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Ok, here's one (I'm translating it from my native language, hope it sounds as funny as it is)
Three bats hanging on a tree, feeling kind of hungry.
One of them flies off. He comes back with his face full of blood and tells the others: "Do you see that sheep?"
The other two reply "Yeah".
"Well, I drained it of blood" he says proudly.
The second bat flies off. He comes back with his face full of blood and tells the others: "Do you see that cow?"
The other two reply "Yeah".
"Well, I drained it of blood" he says proudly.
The third bat flies off. He comes back with his face full of blood and tells the others: "Do you see that wall?"
The other two reply "Yeah".
"Well, I didn't"
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Thank you!
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An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass.
The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.
The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.
The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
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Thanks
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thanksss
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Thanks!
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the joke is how little people can read nowadays...
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Usually I don't comment, but your description compels me to. Sadly, I know no good jokes. I will, however, refrain from thanking you. :P
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