This is one of my favorite games here lately, and i'm glad to be able to pass it on.
Bonus Giveaway
Instead of the normal "Thank you" comments, I ask that you give me your best joke (preferably original), and i'll pick the one I think is funniest, and gift the winner a random game valued at $9.99 or more. Thank you all, and good luck!
*Please mark any explicit jokes "NSFW" for those who wish not to see such content.
Update on bonus giveaway
Loving the jokes coming in, and cannot wait to see many more as the giveaway reaches the last 24 hours. I'll choose the winner when the giveaway has ended, request to add them on steam, and the game will be given away from there. I wish everyone good luck.
Winner
euroboardgames
Thanks to everyone who participated! I needed the laughs.
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What is an eighth? A zero with a belt. :_D *Badabum dish
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Your stuck at the bottom of a 15 foot well, with no way of climbing out. Nobody is around for miles and all you have is a pair of binoculars . how do you get out? You look through the binoculars, then you look through them again and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut off your arm. You then give yourself a hand and help yourself out. i know it kinda sucks but it is original
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Why was the beholder lonely? Cause it ain't got no body!
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Thanks! :)
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thanks!
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I'm not good at yokes, but I'm decent with puns.
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It's not original but it have some runner on it too.
Two guys went camping. After a walk they start taking out their shoes, when one of them looks to some bush, gets scared and starts putting his shoes on again. The other guy turns to see what did frighten his friend. It was a grizzly bear. He got scared too but then he realized his friend put his shoes on again because he'll try to run. The following conversation takes place then:
"You can't outrun a bear!"
"I don't need to outrun a bear. I just need jo outrun you."
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Thank you anyway!
I'm not a good joker, but I can be a good batman.
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no! (i jsut can't)
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
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Thank you for this opportunity.
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Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?"
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Thanks!!
Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store...
As they were busy looking around, doctor stole 3 chocolate bars...
As they left the store, doctor said to Engineer : "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that"
Engineer replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Engineer said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic..?"
The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!"
Engineer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!"
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.. He asked for the third, and finished that one too...
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?"
Engineer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them..!!!"
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Have you ever meet the FRIENDZONE? I'm the best pilot!
anyway Thanks;)
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Thanks!
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thank you!
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
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Thanks! :-)
And no joke... sorry but for one my native language are not English and for two I'm not good at telling jokes. :-/
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thx
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Thank you!
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i'm not so sure how far i can go in the NSFW cathegory in here, but ok, here's one, warning, it's offensive:
why are there no pharmacies in ethiopia?
because medication is usually taken before or after meals
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well im not that good in jokes but heres one.
(Joke) A day off
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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i know there's too many -the- but i don't have names for them so i just organized it.
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