So, the other day I was in a bar, when this pirate comes walking in.
He had something sticking out of the zipper of his trousers. As he came closer, I saw it eas a squirrel.
But, what was most interesting, was the fact that that squirrel was hopding a little steering wheel, in his size.
So, maturally, I had to ask the pirate ahat was up with the squirrel.
To which he replied: "Arrr, me squirrel is driving me nuts!"

Thanks for the wishlist giveaway!

well, I was expecting something else.

Thanks!