Thank you : )

A rude joke!

Thank you : )

ty

Thanks!

Your momma's so fat ... don't know the rest.

thanks!

ty

Like these short notice giveaways) Thanks!

I dont know what to say =(

rude joke....NOOOO.

Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Thank you!

A man sends his wife to work as a prostitute. After the first night she comes home exhausted. When he asks how much she made she hands him $50.50. He then asks her "Which idiot gave you 50 Cent?" - "Why? Everyone!"

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

No rude jokes atm.

worth trying that!!! :)

Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber

Thanks.

thx for the giveaway hanslandauk dont have any jokes

I don't tell jokes (let alone rude ones) so a "thanks for the giveaway" will have to do.

Isn't it a rude joke to say "shame on you for sharing"?? ;)