This is Lanen.

This is RandstadRail 19 train to MCH Antoniushove. The next station is Leidschenveen.
This is RandstadRail 19 train to Technopolis. The next station is Station Ypenburg.

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.  The
husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn while the wife
preferred to read.  One morning the husband returned after
several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.  The
wife decided to take the boat out.  She was not familiar with
the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started
reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am.  What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing.  Can't you see that?"

"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am.  I'll have to take you
in and write you up."

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate
woman.

"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."

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