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Seriously? No Jokes? You guys stink! :p

So two hobos are in an alley talking to each other. They ask each other what they did last night. One hobo said to the other "I had amazing sex last night with this gorgeous brod!"
The other hobo asked "Nice man, nice, did you get head?"
To which he replied "No man, she didn't have a head!"

Comes a horse into a bar..

I used to not comment. Then I read a description.

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Thank you for sharing Scojer!

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."
"And?" asked the doctor.
"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey ??? this one here looks like yours!'"

"Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

A Policeman pulled me over on the motorway.He came to the window and said, "Papers," so I replied, "Scissors, I win," and drove off.He must want a rematch, because he's been chasing me for miles now.

I'm a little wore out from working on computers, so only thing I can think of is little fart noises... phert

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Nice guys! Keep 'em comin!

I want more Paragon Ops

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Thanks for the giveaway mate!