Shout it from the rooftops, or the nearest mountain. I personally think Mother Earth's quite the MILF.

Since you can't avoid trampling on her, I wouldn't recommend this.

The Earth will continue to follow you around for the rest of your life. Sorry, but there is no solution available.

Ignore The Eearth, move to The moon,
even better... Mars

shout it and let us know the outcome :))

Most importantly, you have to be loud. Tell her she's too old for you.

You just ignore its texts and calls for a while

You should be flattered to be chosen.

Most people recycle lovers, not friends. A true friend will there to give compost in his hour of need.

Better be wary of that teacher and find out if he responds to the "Earth" nickname just to be on the safe side.

Thanks!