Something sadder from another thing I love in hopes it means something to someone, oh hey that's a good one

I wanna make tear-jerking, shower-curtain, cameras-running genius
I wanna make them think they're seeing something they ain't ever seen before
But I am full of shit, I'm a plagiarist, as a liar, I'm a ten
I just want this to mean something to anyone even if they don't know who I am