When I was about 9 years old, I went with my parents to one of those Time Share Presentations ( it might have been a cruise, actually...either or. Not something we were going to actually buy, we were just there for a free buffet and cups of tea ). I was pretty much the only kid there, and somehow I was entered into a prize draw ( must have been seat number or something ) and I won!

A bottle of wine. No, not a bottle. A decanter. Big carved glass bastard. All fluted and gaudy, like everything in the 80s.

That was pretty much the only thing I had ever won by that point in my life. I decided that it was the start of my good luck.
2 days later, my father was renovating the kitchen and threw a disk in his back. For reasons that I still don't fully understand, that decanter was the vessel he decided to use as his bed-pan / piss jug.

So, that put a cap on my good luck streak.

And that's more or less how it continued, with me either winning nothing, or winning something impractical or short lived.

Until about a month ago. When I signed up here. And, I've won quite a few games. Like, more than I think I'm statistically rated to have won. I even won CS: Fucking GO.

So, now we're getting to the point that I didn't expect to reach so soon, where my wins are in danger of outnumbering my give-aways. So. Here, kind soul. Have a chance at winning Dust Force. I've been assured it's a good game, but it's too fast paced looking for me..I'm too old, reactions aren't what they used to be.