I can make a sandwich.

wut?

Thanks

I'm a blender

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I am pretty sure I'm a toaster, I usually go hot and die when plugged in.

toasters. have you used those bastards before? at 50 seconds, your toast is uncooked, at 60 seconds, toast is burnt black. and don't even try cooking a bagel or english muffin. Set the timer the exact same as last time? too bad! the toaster doesn't care! your toast will come out completely different than last time! trying to brown up a poptart? oh look, it magically sticks inside the toaster somehow!

If i am any kitchen appliance that is sentient, the toaster is the one. everyone knows how much i like to ruin peoples day

[Insert reason to be a sentient kitchen appliance beyond a reasonable doubt]

I' m so hot you can fry eggs on me.

(Thanks for giveaway, have Footlol already)

[starts hearing snippets of "All Along the Watchtower" inside head]

what? how did you... er, I mean you're right NO ONE here is a kitchen appliance that's just not possible.

I'm out of gas.

What's a "kitchen" though?

I store things and keep them frozen?

i'm a beater because i turn and turn all time.
i enter in a giveaway
i don't win

i enter in a giveaway
i don't win

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i don't win

i enter in a giveaway
i don't win

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i don't win

There's nothing to prove. I am a toaster.

I am a cat-chenware.

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It's me.. I promise, you can take my word!

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Nope. I could not become such a great kitchen artist.

Please hand me with care cause if you brake me into shattered I can't be fix anymore. :O
thanks and again Handle me with care.

:)

Alas I can not. For I remember the dark times when my great great great great great not-so-great great great great great great grandfathers had to take low paying jobs as footrests for a family called the Flintstones. We Ducks have since risen above that and saved our money until the day we never had to do that again here in Duckburg.

I'll add you to my whitelist however..