Feminism!

Is that funny enough? :p

The Aristocrats!

Q: Why did the cookie cross the road?
A: To avoid getting eaten!

:P

Two fishes meet in a tank and one says to the other:
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

why did the train have bubble gum,
wait for it
wait for it
so i could chew chew,

Steam support? :<

Oh wait, that's not really funny. I'll go see myself out...

my bank account =/