i got trapped on mars once in the craziest solar storm this side of the galactic center and i'll tell you what it was like cats and dogs up and got themselves into some kind of heavenly battle it was so bad i hadda take all my leftover double-a batteries and sort them into my space jumper just to get outta there alive but little did i know phobos was home to the devil and that very day i ran myself though hell and back just looking for my blessed bunny rabbit who apparently got there before me and wouldn't ya know the devil hates rabbits i guess cuz they're all white and maybe that reminds him of his childhood which probably was a good one but then you know that whole rebellious-against-one's-parents phase i never did quite understand that i just played video games but i digress...

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