Thank you

Thanks for the chance!

Thanks for the giveaway.

Ok :

A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender :
"I want a pint of beer and a..........packet of peanuts."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

Chuck Norris was once hit by a lightning. The lightning died on the spot.

Thanks :)

Thanks:)

Thank you!! :)

My wife had our first child and when they came home from the hospital she asked if I wanted to change him. I said I'd do the next one. About an hour later she told me I was up. I told her I meant the next kid - there almost wasn't one. :/