2 blondes walk into a building, you'd figure at least one of them would have seen it :O

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What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.

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How can you tell if a computer geek is an extrovert?
They stare at your shoes when you talk instead of their own.

Isil'zha Veni!

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Thanks for the chance!

"Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy."

Why is prostitution illegal? Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.

Thanks! Good luck to everyone.

Why does a mermaid wear sea shells? Because B shells were too small and D shells were too big.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Great wolf thx.

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Got it, thank you sir ! :)