This is Seghwaert.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Centrum-West [End]. The next station is Leidsewallen.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Arnold Spoelplein. The next station is Palenstein.
This is RandstadRail 4 train to BleiZo. The next station is Willem Dreeslaan.
This is RandstadRail 4 train to De Uithof. The next station is Palenstein.
A guy called Steve finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust
and he's in serious financial straits. He's so desperate that he decides to
ask God for help. He begins to pray ...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery".
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Steve prays again ...
"God, please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes, and Steve still has no luck!!
One last attempt ...
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car
and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I
have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the
lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?!?".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Steve is
confronted by the voice of God himself:
"STEVE, MEET ME HALFWAY ON THIS ONE -- BUY A DAMN TICKET!"
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Thanks! :)
Got really lucky on the train.. must have been a gold wagoon :D
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