Dear SG users, before I start this giveaway I want to tell you a little story from my childhood:
When I was a 17 or so, I was in love with girl chick in my class. Pretty standard. At the time, computers were less user friendly than they are now and I was known as the computer nerd in the class so one day she asked me if i could fix her computer, as it apparently got a virus.
When I arrived at her place, some time after noon, she opened the door. I was surprised to see her wearing only a shirt and panties. She quickly claimed that her pants are in the wash machine, but that was a lie. Her parents weren't home either, apparently.
So she guides me to her room and shows me the computer. I started it up, no problems, but when i was done all kinds of junk started showing up on the screen. Pops-up and YOU GOT A VIRUS DOWNLOAD THIS ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAM IT'S NOT A VIRUS LOL, yada yada yada. It was quite a pain to fix, but I'd do anything for her.
When I was done, I realised I am not a man, but bear. I slashed her into two and began eating her internal organs. Then I called out into the sky and ray swept me to my home planet in Canada
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Okay, that's the most original giveaway intro I've seen so far! :D
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Lol thanks!
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respect
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haha lol
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thanks!
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Thanks
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А я вытираю сперму об кота.
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Just for that comment, the giveaway will be re-rolled if you win
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RUSSIANS.
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Don't think that all "RUSSIANS" are like him. For example I am a polite one. Thx for Portal!
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In that case, i hope you win the game :)
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it's just so sad that some people have no life like that (cat sperm guy)... good luck to all the decent people out there!
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Um, okay... Pantsu...
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hahahah :D Awsome Giveaway :D
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amazing intro, original and funny. Thanks
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thanks :)
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You sir, go for an awesome EPL team<3
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Thankies<3 Loving the story bro.
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Thanks!
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Thanks for giveaway!
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thank you
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thank you
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Haha Thanks
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The longest introduce.Thanks anyway!
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tix
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