Dear SG users, before I start this giveaway I want to tell you a little story from my childhood:

When I was a 17 or so, I was in love with girl chick in my class. Pretty standard. At the time, computers were less user friendly than they are now and I was known as the computer nerd in the class so one day she asked me if i could fix her computer, as it apparently got a virus.

When I arrived at her place, some time after noon, she opened the door. I was surprised to see her wearing only a shirt and panties. She quickly claimed that her pants are in the wash machine, but that was a lie. Her parents weren't home either, apparently.

So she guides me to her room and shows me the computer. I started it up, no problems, but when i was done all kinds of junk started showing up on the screen. Pops-up and YOU GOT A VIRUS DOWNLOAD THIS ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAM IT'S NOT A VIRUS LOL, yada yada yada. It was quite a pain to fix, but I'd do anything for her.

When I was done, I realised I am not a man, but bear. I slashed her into two and began eating her internal organs. Then I called out into the sky and ray swept me to my home planet in Canada