This is MCH Westeinde.
This is RandstadRail 2 train to MCH Antoniushove. The next station is Brouwersgracht.
This is RandstadRail 2 train to Kraayensteinlaan. The next station is Monstersestraat.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Centrum-West [End]. The next station is Brouwersgracht.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Arnold Spoelplein. The next station is Elandstraat.
This is RandstadRail 4 train to BleiZo. The next station is Brouwersgracht.
This is RandstadRail 4 train to De Uithof. The next station is Monstersestraat.
Yet another hospital.
Engineering Terms
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking pavement: 1 bananosecond
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1 million aches: 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards: 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling apples: 1 Fig Newton
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
2 monograms: 1 diagram 
