This is Sir Arnold Robinson's Club.

Back to Sir Humphrey Appleby's Office.
This is the last of the DLC.

"Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
     -- Minister Jim Hacker

"Oh and Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?"
     -- Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey Appleby

"Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."
     -- Principal Private Secretary Bernard Woolley

Who reads the papers? - Yes, Prime Minister - BBC comedy