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One of my favorite most obscure jokes: "Why did the Absurdist cross the road?"

"17 Fishsticks"

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Thanks you for this givaway !
Here's a little "light" joke :

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

....... 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What is brown and sticky ?

A stick.

What do you call a zoomed in Jafar?

Jaclose

My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.

69% Percent of people will find something wrong with this sentence.

Why? :)

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a glass of whiskey. After downing it, the neutron asks the bartender "How much for the drink?" The bartender looks at him and says, "For you, no charge."

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this isn't going to be a regular blow job.

the only joke that comes to mind...

How do you make a wood carving. Whittle by whittle

A man goes to a psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts.
The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

Thank you Mate

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Knock knock

2 Scientists walk in a bar! the first one says:"i'll have a cup of H20!".The second one says:" i'll have a cup of H20 too".

The second one died!

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Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.