Side Effects

“Any questions, sir?” says the clerk.
“What are this medication’s side effects?” asks the customer.
“There are none.”
“None? Impressive. Three bottles, please.”
The customer pays and leaves.
Another clerk says, “You didn’t tell him it turns people into pathological liars?”
“I couldn’t,” says the clerk. “I’m taking it myself.”

At least it's short..

A photon walks into a hotel lobby. The concierge asks if the photon would like his bags taken up to his room. The photon replies "I don't have any bags, I'm travelling light".

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A deer and a cow walk into a bar.

The deer orders a beer, the cow orders a whisky.

I suck at funny stories.

Nothing funny here at all.

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

No funny stories atm, sorry

Thank You!

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I don't know a funny story ):