Guilt

Cause you have shitty aim and can't hit her eyes, probably.

That nail-polish remover.... It neutralizes shampoo.

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You have to drink it.

Try another creamy liquid. Maybe that will help.

Cause you told her what happened on the memory foam mattress...

Don't squirt onto her face anymore. Better yet, both of you should have a make-up drink:

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thank you very much! =)
instantly added to library.