Now, I know what you're thinking. You're about to comment, "thanks." This is certainly the polite thing to do, and I must applaud you for your mindfulness, but I must humbly request that you do nothing of the sort. Instead, I would be deeply grateful if you were to comment your favorite joke.
What's brown, has a hump and lives at the South Pole?
A very lost camel.
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Amazing. Spectacular. Capital.
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What is brown and very sticky?
A stick
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I am not great with jokes, but the only one that comes to mind is:
Why did the Spy cross road?
Because, he never really was on your side.
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i remeber playing the first scribble nauts on the dsi!
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"I have a boyfriend from another nation, my imagiNATION "
i smilled when i read it online the first time lol!
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Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
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