This is NOT a key. I'm sending it through steam to the winner's email. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Anyways, so I've had this in my gift inventory for like 6 months now when my friend refused to accept the gift, so I might as well give it away. I doubt many people will enter this (not only is it horrible but the joke has been dead for a while now) but hey, that means a greater chance of winning for those who do enter. As always, it will add me as a friend, if you don't want me in your friends list feel free to remove me, self-deprecating comment blah blah blah.
Good luck! I feel bad for whoever wins this.