INSIDE THE SADISTICALLY OVERSIZED MAZE-LIKE FORGOTTEN UNDERGROUND STORAGE AREA OF DISAPPOINTMENT™
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. Well, not exactly.
Instead of a carefully laid-out warehouse, with everything perfectly aligned and uniform, imagine decades of stuff placed into storage, then forgotten. Barriers to your progress consist not of walls, but of surplus chairs, desks, folding tables, shelving, filing cabinets, stacks of Bankers Boxes, endless ordinary brown cardboard boxes, some opened, some still taped shut. Larger items shoved anywhere they would fit. Narrow passages, dead ends, dust. You wonder how the lights are still working.
Just from the title I can tell this one is going to be excellent! I bet you can't wait for my review. ;)
Thank you, fiftykyu.
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Checking the recommended system requirements, I hope there's at least a crypto miner in there... :)
Sorry... :(
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Oh dear! I didn't even think of that. I hope there's not! :-o
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Yeah, Intel Core i9 + Nvidia 1080ti seems a bit steep for this game... :) But who knows... :)
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Hahaha. :-p
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Hello again! I finally got around to reviewing another one:
[h1]CONCLUSION[/h1]
Ninja jump is basically worthless for anything except a demonstration from the developer to a potential employer that he or she is able to make a small game. I can't imagine anyone would buy this for its asking price and not refund it within a few minutes. Actually, regardless of the price I can't think of anyone who would actually want to play it for more than a few minutes anyway; most of my play time is from leaving it idling for long enough to post this review. It's not even worth anything to Achievement hunters, since the developer hasn't included Achievements.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/genkipro/recommended/800530
I hope it didn't have a crypto miner in it. It did make my laptop fans run at full power for a while, but I think that was just that the game had no vsync option. :D
Thank you!
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Aha, I kinda forgot about these, thank you! :) And sorry for giving it away, as usual... :) Hopefully you played some real games to review too... :)
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