I've got nothing. I'm sorry, Jason Parfitt.

"Call of Duty"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Call of Duty 9: Electric Boogaloo

"UAV...3 kills. Harrier strike...7 kills. Listening to the reaction of the kid on the other team who you just killed on his 24 killstreak...priceless."

Call of Duty more like Call of Doody.

I'll take my Emmy now thank you very much.

The real joke here is that everyone is hating on call of duty when the first couple games are actually very good

I take it back, Call of Duty XP, the convention based entirely around one game is tomorrow. And Kanye West is performing there. That's the biggest joke I've ever heard.

They tell me I am as useless as a stripper with no booty!

I'm the killstreak reward that comes after a nuke...

Yo Mama so fat... She is a map in Call Of Duty!

"Call of duty" most children on the "x-box" will tell you it's the first fps ever made. That makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

Just a quick question but, when will this end?

The good old days! Cheers

What's red and climbs up a woman's leg?

A homesick abortion.

(The abortion is Black Ops)

Call of duty series have begin and didn't have end .

Q: How skilled will you have to be to dominate anyone in the new CoD?
A: 500 hours worth of upgraded gear and perks
buahahahaha

Thanks men

Call of Noobs :D (from cod5 to mw9999999999999)

Going to the Creek to catch some COD. I'll Strike anyone that enters my Vacant Backlot while I'm gone. Try to Ambush me on my return and the clock will start in the Countdown to your demise. You see, Wet Work is a hobby of mine. But I don't want to get Bogged down in Broadcasting my success.

You won't find anything in my yard anyway. After the Downpour we've just had it's pretty Overgrown. Perhaps I'll invite you over for a Bloc of chocolate. But be warned, my District can be like Chinatown some days and you don't want to get caught in the Crossfire. See, word on the Pipeline is that our neighbours just got a big Shipment of narcotics. When the cops arrive for the Showdown it'll be a Killhouse over there. Maybe it's best if I just Crash on the lounge and post it up on the Boards.

I'd take a bullet for you. lol.jk. that would ruin my killstreak.

Soap. You get to play as Soap.

Roses are Red
Violetts are Blue
Call of Duty MW1, 2 and 3 sucks

...also black ops

In future we can wait call of duty mw 100500 D:

Call (Кал) in russian means shit