This is Hesseplaats.
This is Metrolijn B train to Hoek van Holland Strand. The next station is Graskruid.
This is Metrolijn B train to Nesselande. The next station is Nieuw Verlaat.
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!" 
