What did the fish say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Thank you for this giveaway !

What happens when you drink food coloring?
You dye a little inside

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

Batman's eyes

Thank you

What do you call a mexican without a car?

• Carlos

I don't know what is the name of this meme (and creator of this jokes) but they are funny :)
I'm sorry if racism jokes are offensive for you :(

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Gracias!

Thanks!

your life

Lelouch made a GiveAway :O

ALL HAIL LELOUCH

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