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Thanks. The Argon goes to a pub. Batman tells him to get the hell out of here. And Argon... doesn't react.
... I hope you like chemistry jokes^^

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I can't think of a joke, but the people I work with are funny, so I'll tell you about them:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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I instead have {something cute}-- (◕‿◕✿) for you

Whats's something that's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

what's brown and sticky?

a bear that's rolled around in the mud.

¨°o.OⓉⓗⓐⓝⓚ ⓎⓞⓤO.o°¨

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Ok, couple 1-liner jokes that I thought were funny. Note: some of these may seem racist or slighty offensive, as jokes are intended to be funny.

• So, a blind man walks into a bar.... And a table. And a chair....
• "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."
• "The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa."
• Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Thanks a lot!