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It has camels, and camels are cool. I heard they taste delicious too.

There is a calculator which lets you find out how many camels is your girlfriend/boyfriend worth. I don't know why it specifically calculates the value of your significant other, but surely you can use it to calculate your own value as well. I am apparently worth 65 camels and I'm not sure how should I feel about that.

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66 camels
not bad... I suppose...? >_>

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57 :(

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62
Not sure why my family would prefer to have 62 camels instead of me, but it could be worse.

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I am worth 65 camels :/

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Same here. she cut her hair a week ago... lost some camels i suposse

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Hahahaha šŸ¤£

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Now, now, don't be like that Pete. To us on SG you're worth many camels!

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...and like the good ones with two humps!

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Iā€™m worth a half a teat on half a camel... lol

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Ha, I'm worth 63 camels!

Ha!

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That calculator is great. I don't meet the requirements ahaha but my fake human is worth 71 camels? Sounds like a bargain.

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I am worth 57 camels

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I'm worth 57 camels too

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If I can get 20 Id have a whole pack... just nuff smoke to fix this car in the yard...lol

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Wound up with 2 n a half packs, 50 camels for 50 years. I still got it!

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Hmm, I get the impression some people have something special saved up to make the final giveaway... Guess I should say screw it and let someone else have the fun... :)

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I didnt, I just wanted to make sure we hit 5G. Im just sitting here wasting oxygen

Obviously not nuff oxygen, I meant 4500

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But Fiddler asked us to stop at 4500...

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Oooops

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Aha, I didn't notice any copies of https://store.steampowered.com/app/779340/Total_War_THREE_KINGDOMS/ in that google docs thing, but I don't want to click next 4500 times to make sure... :)

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Mentioning about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Let me remind this old game.

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Thank you! That's interesting, it looks like the same sort of game as https://store.steampowered.com/app/34276/Golden_Axe/ which I was completely useless at... :)

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Sega and Capcom etc. company release many arcade type games during 1990~2000 years.

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That's right.
Recently, Capcom Beat 'Em Up Bundle include Warriors of Fate and other arcade games.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/885150

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Thank you, just added it to my wishlist... :) There are so many games on Steam, I can't buy them all... :( But I will try to remember this one for the next big sale... :)

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I'm worth 48 camels. All camels are beautiful camels so I'm fine with 48 beautiful camels.

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I'm worth 60 camels. That's a good deal, I would definitely trade me for 60 camels

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56 camels D: And I'm worth 63. So I'm better.

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Rub it in his face! šŸ‘

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I find it a bit disturbing a little kid is worth about 30 more camels than an old guy.
And pffffft why are blue eyes better than green :-o

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As a camel, I remember "Camel try (game)".
Anyway, the value of my acquaintance's niece is the number of this camel.

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I'm worth 66.
My romantic interest is worth 46

Also, when messing around with it, I managed to get up to 90. Let me know if you find a combination that gives you something better.

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92 somehow. A kind of blonde chick with blue eyes. Seems legit.

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Hair length, age and height if you remember? :P

Also, my 90 was for a dude, so that probably influenced things as well.

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20, 170, long hair, sporty + max assets...

I think the height might be the clincher. For me, changing the height < or > by 5 lowers it to about 90.

It's funny how serious you're taking it, this is the true game to win in SG XD

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I tend to take things seriously :P
Plus, this is basically finding out the formula for the most valuable human being, what is there to not be serious about? :O

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AHHAHHA, oh, true! Too bad these algos pin me as worthless šŸ˜‚

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Shhh, it's ok.
Your "possessions" also count towards your wealth, so if you punch above your weight high enough, it'll be fine :P

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just changing one variable at a time:
18, 170-175, long blonde hair, blue eyes, third boob size & sporty = 110

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Great!
Now, time for someone to do so for males (Which I think would be worth more)

And this perfect woman is worth nearly double me...cries in a corner

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But of course males are worth more!
feels blacklists coming It really was just a joke :P

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Well, jokes aside...
When measuring worth in animals and goods was a widespread thing, a strong male would be worth more than a strong female purely because they can be physically more useful. Be it as a bodyguard, a farm hand or whatever else.

...Yeah, ok, I'm taking this too seriously.

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Added!

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67 camels here, I did some experiments and it seems the taller you are the less camels you are worth

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I don't know why it specifically calculates the value of your significant other

Well, it's based on a stereotype and probably a few actual occasions, in which Northafrican/Middle-East men wanted a (tourist) girl/woman from Europe. Since camels are a valuated commodity there, these were offered as exchange/as a status symbol.
Nowadays you would just use this as a tease in times you are arguing with your girl (e.g. "I should have taken the offer of [insert number here] camels instead of keeping you"). It's also sometimes used by parents towards their kids, if they misbehave.

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My boyfriend's worth 71 camels. He's too precious to me. LOL

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thank you

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