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Instead of "the John" I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Two cupcakes sit in the oven.
One of them says "Man, it is hot in here!".
The other one "Ahh, a talking cupcake!!"

Thank you !

two penguins are walking across an iceberg.

one penguin says to the other ''you look like youre wearing a tuxedo''

the other penguin says ''maybe i am''