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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: Anything you want, he won't come!

Q: What do you call a fish with no legs?

A: A FISH!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The joke is that nobody reads these comments. :<

There once was a man who was quite old. He had an enormous house, a huge garden, and a large amount of money. He also had a servant who had worked for him a long time. He cleaned the house, kept the garden looking nice, and took care of the elderly man. The old man stayed in his bed, because it was very hard for him to move around. One day as he was lying in his bed, he called his servant to him and said “I’m getting old, and I know I’m going to die soon, so I need you to do something important for me. I want you to get all of my money, put it all in my biggest suitcase, and then put the suitcase in the attic.” “Why do you want me to do that, sir?” the servant inquired. “Because I want to grab it up on my way to heaven” replied the man. The servant tried to explain to him, that it was impossible for him to take anything into heaven, but the old man wouldn’t change his mind. The servant eventually agreed to do this. He got all the money, put it all in a suitcase, took it to the attic, and placed it in a spot that was directly above the man’s bed. About a week later, the man died. After the funeral, the servant went back to the house to retrieve a few of his belongings. As he was about to walk out the door, he looked over at the door to the attic. He went over to it, opened it, walked up the steps, and sure enough, the suitcase was still there with all the money in it. He stood there for a moment or two, and then said these words, “I knew it! I should have put it in the basement!”

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Joking is not possible, don't you know this site is run by anti-jokers? MWAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was hoping to become a statistic before reaching the other side.

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