How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!

What animal has an asshole on its back?
The police horse.

I'm bad at jokes but I heard this one a while ago:

• Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
• To do his duty!

Anyway, thanks for the chance!

• Why was the police officer sleeping on the job?
  He was under cover.

Police: "Open up!"
Me: "NO! You're gonna yell at me!"

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
"You're under a vest!"

Hvala puno! (x2)

Thank you!

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" :)

Girl: don't give me a ticket... I'll do anything
Police: anything..?
Girl: yes!
Police: will you learn how to drive?
(I have a gif for this somewhere in the depths of my hard drive but couldn't find it. :/)

SuperFluffyThanks™

How many cops do you need to make a tea?
Two: one cup and one cop.

Ba dum tss.