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Larry Page (CEO of Google) misplaced his phone one day, so he says to his secretary - "buy me a Motorola", and left. Later that day the secretary tells Larry Page:

• "Motorola bought, sir"
• "Great, what model?" says Larry
• "what do you mean 'model'?"
  :-)

I'll eat your brainz D:<

Change is inevitable..... Except from vending machines. :) Thanks for the giveaway!

ty

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Thanks for this giveaway!! unfortunately i am very bad at jokes :(

Woot! PvZ for the win!

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The difference of LAUNCH and LUNCH.

Kim Jon Un : " So where's what I asked for ? "

General : " Yes, it is being prepared ... "

Kim Jon Un : " Prepared ? It has been like this since weeks ago ! Where is it ! "

General : " My apologies sire, but it shall be presented to you with full honors ! Please be patient ! "

Kim Jon Un : " This if final General ! Where is the LUNCH !?!? "

General : " Yes sire ! It shall be prepared as soon as it's finishing touches have been applied ! "

Kim Jon Un : " Give it now ! I order you General "

General : " Yes sire, as you wish ... "

• 15 minutes later *

Kim Jon Un : " What is this ? Why is there a huge rocket in front of my balcony ?! "

General : " Sire, your LAUNCH has been prepared !!! Congratulations ! "

Kim Jon Un : " WADAFAQ IS ZIS ?! I said LUNCH not LAUNCH you imbecile ! Son of a impudent bastard ! You confused my LUNCH over a LAUNCH ?! "

General : Remains Silent while staring at the obesity of Kim Jon Un " I am sorry sire ... I though that ... "

Kim Jon Un : " You thought what ?! "

General : " Nevermind sire, I shall get your LUNCH ready ! "

Kim Jon Un : " Good, now MOVE ! "

The END.

thanks man :)

Dad, dad, in school they say I get lost too easy.
Oh, boy, your house is across the street.

Thanks

ty

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Thanks a lot
I hope I win this time!!

im bad at jokes but i can dance for you
thanks for the giveaway ^^

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Thank you! :)

Thank you :-)

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's ruining his life.

I only know realistic jokes. ;_;

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blaaaargh.

ty

You are awesome thanks mate