"DEMACIAAAA"

YIPPEE!

"Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!"

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

50... 40.. 30...20..10 RETARD RETARD brmmmmm :D Who guesses this is just plain awesome :D

"You are merely posponing the inevitable"

Silent in Death as he was in life

'...you will be baked, and then there will be cake'

By The Grateful Fatherland & In Its Glorious Struggle, Honoured In Blood ,I Present You This Iron Cross...

( DON'T GOOGLE IT )

Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched.

I never asked for this..

We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”

Oh no! One.. is down! This is Two, taking command. Enemy... Man.. at six... o'clock!

What is the difference between a man and a parasite?

"Wakka Wakka Wakka!"

"You are gonna be alright my friend"

I like the big ones, don't you? :D

Sometimes, I dream about cheese...

"War... Has Changed"

"Work Work"

"Axe me a question, I dare you."

"Sucks to be them"

AAAAAAAAAAA yourself !