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So, at a young age, i was introduced to the internet and I had found one of those websites for jokes. One of the catergories was "Thats what she said" i read a few, not getting it but thought "this is a cool catchphrase" So one time me andan older friend were talking and he asks what my catchphrase is, i say it and he just stared me in the eyes like "wat" Later on me and my older brother were messing around in the backyard with the little Pokemon balls. I threw one and my brother said "Your pokeball was filled!" And of course, i say the "catchphrase" and he was just in awe. I figured it out like 2 years later but still, i was savage.

Just got flashed on the same highway by the same radar twice in 2 days thinking it was another car driving the opposite :(

I went to a laser tag last night, so it reminds me of this story :
The first time I went to a laser tag, I was so excited because it was like an adventure for me (pew pew pew etc). But the rooms where you play are a bit dark. So for the first play, as soon as we enter the room, I was so happy that I ran quickly, and I ran into a wall and cut my lower lip.
At least, it was a proof that I went on an adventure XD

PS: we played against small children and lost.

I was in love with a girl naming Meg..,we used to date a lot and finally the main day arrived i proposed her and drop a ring in her drink and it was champagne and when she saw that,she started crying and i thought it was a yes but to my surprise she said we are just only friends...it suddenly changed to the worst day of my life. The sense of living took over me and bought a gym cycle now everyday i remember her and work my ass off for 5 kms daily as to no Fu..s were given and it has immensely increased my stamina. She came back to me after couple of months after that incident and she said if the proposal was still up, but i saw i had started shaping my muscles and i was being noticed by many other girls in gym and i started getting invitations to there bday parties and other parties as well. So i thought that leaving all that for this mean little nasty girl was not worth it. So i straight away said no and now i am happy as i have 3 f..k buddies in gym, it feels like as if i am living in a paradise. So this is a true story and to all the heart broken people out there

Nobody said life would be easy,
They Just Promised
It would be Worth it.

So try what i did!!!Maybe life has stored something for you and you are just neglecting it!!

Few days ago I went to Italy.
There food has hot coffee, hot dog and hot girl.
But they make me thought they're only have Pizza.

Got married, had a child ... really thought that my gaming life will be over ... i was wrong. Still playing games both on PC and with my little girl. So don't be afraid of marriage and children, it's gonna be ok, even better than you think :)

I been watching anime since i was a child, its my only hobby, now i found another hobby and that is without doubt STEAM! All hail Gaben! :P

Had a lot of tests last week on school. Instead of learning i was gaming all the time and i couldnt wait till i had vacation (This week). Now i finally have vacation, and i cant find one game to play, and im bored AF xD

Hmm, maybe I should do a thread like this to extend my white list, Naw, too much reading. :) Good luck with your list.

Ok, bit of a mindless fluff from me, this happened about 3-4 years ago? My uni buildings were in the middle of nowhere and frequently I walked through a barren wasteland (I am totally exaggerating) which was inhabited by flocks of sheep ( with shepherds and sheep dogs). So this one time I found a flock of sheep on my path again as usual and paid no attention to it ( as long as the dogs didn't attack me I was fine) and I suddenly hear this crying sheep noise, going baaa-baaa. I thought it was a silly goat or something and kept walking but after a few seconds the shepherd called out to me so I turned around to see what was going on and I come face to face with a baby sheep that was right behind me, following me as if I was its mother and crying for attention.
It was so cute it melted my heart ;_; Of course I turned around and helped the guy get it back to the flock but it totally made me fuzzy inside.

this is story of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZPmlLKbA8

i collect steam games, try to get them for free and sometimes give something away

I see You're from Poland so maybe Incould write, but in polish, because my English skills are not so good in this kind of story... do You agree? :)

my mom used to buy everything to my sister, seldom buy things to me. today we hangout and i saw my sister got 2 more rings on her finger.
I'm a man, but still jealous for her because the unfair.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to quit League and I didn't want to.
I've been playing League for 6 years and I haven't even known her for so long, who does she think she is? (I'm kidding, I actually considered quitting)

Kind of proof

Today I was sitting in class (college) paying attention to the teacher. Suddenly I noticed that whenever he went to the next slide in his presentation (which he does on his computer) he walks to his computer, clicks the button to go to the next slide, then turns around to look at the screen and then looks back at the class, but instead of doing this as any other person would do by just turning about 45 degrees twice, he literally turns an entire 360 degrees circle while walking to the other side of the monitor. It is hilarious, it was so hard not to laugh out loud. This can not be unseen.

around 3 or 4 years ago i used to play cracked minecraft and mainly play on cracked faction servers. my skin is kirito from sword art online season 1, whenever i say "hi" or something similiar, people think that im a "girl" just because my name is "Murtida" ( its my real name ), most people read it wrong so they always guess that im a girl despite the skin xD, when i changed my skin to the season 2 kirito ( gungale skin, looks like a girl ) people say that im a "boy" and tricking them for attention ( even thought i never said that im a girl lol ), when i reverted back to the season 1 skin people call me a girl and im litterly playing on the same faction server and the same name lol. story of my life...
minecraft... 10/10 would wear season 1 skin again xD

today i found some one recrute for his wishliste i found that so nice cause i never been in wishliste i try to finde something intresting to say but i couldn't then i start to make a wishliste giveaway i saw that i haven't hahaha so i hope he accept me and to start fill up my wishliste

A true story hmm.

Next week we get a week of for school because of Internationalise. I with 4 other people from my course (social work), will travel too Prague, Vienna and Budapest. To visit the culture and their schools of Social Work.
There we will speak with teachers and students. From this we are going to make a small movie which we will use in a presantation on school.

And of course we will enjoy the night live of those city's ^^

Really exited about it.

Well, about a year ago, I made a thread when I failed a very important test and was about to fail the entire year just because of that test. It turned out they couldn't actually do that, and they told me that so "I'd work harder next time". Needless to say I got pretty f*cking pissed off! Either way I'm on the verge of finally finishing highschool (I still have to give the chemistry final) so yay for that! There's nothing interesting about my life so I thought maybe I'd share the end of something I had already shared on this site.

About 20 years ago, I was a youngster (15 years old, maybe). Used to go to some local beach with my family, brothers, cousin’s, and some friends. One of those times we were all in the water, playing around. But you see, the ocean, where I live, is not what you call "calm waters". It has waves, sometimes big waves, and currents, sometimes strong currents, and you lose touch with the sea floor very easily, so, you got to know how to swim. Problem was that not all of us playing around in the water knew how to swim. I did. While fooling around in the water we got distracted and suddenly we noticed we were a bit far from the dry sand. I heard a cousin asking for help for a friend of ours, who didn't know how to swim. I went to help her. But knowing how to swim is rather different from knowing how to help someone starting to panic in the revolting water. I learned the hard way. Went straight to her and gave her an arm. But she was panicking. Started to grab me with her both arms, anyway she could, as strong as she could, she was fighting for her life, impairing my swimming capacity. I did what I could, as long as I could, to help her stay floating. She was, after a while, pulling me under and my energy reserves depleting fast. We were both by then fighting for our life’s and I was going under. After some seconds fighting, I felt I had no more energy and I remember very clearly thinking "this is it, this is how it’s going to end for me". I stopped fighting and let go. My body started to sink further, slowly. When I think about it, it comes to me as if it was in slow motion. But then, something happened. I touched the sea floor. Again, I remember clearly thinking something like “I’m not going to die by a palm of water over my head”. This thought made a surge of energy invade me, and I hanged on to it, to life, swimmed has hard as I could with that last surge of energy, and managed to put myself floating, has I felt the waves bumping around. Couldn’t swim no more, though, has I was so tired. Someone came to help, crying for me not to go to sleep, with instructions on how to hang on to him with one harm, and use the other to swim. Don’t know how long it took. I was on the dry sand and safe. I just wanted to close my eyes and sleep. Someone started to slap me. Almost had no reaction. But I was ok, just tired and sored, drank a lot of sea water. My friend was also safe. Nobody died that day. We all, that day, gained a different respect for the ocean.

My life is constant whining and confusion about what my next step. :')

It's beautiful!

Most embarrassing moment story? Most embarrassing moment story.

7th grade, large group of us junior highers talking in a circle. It's a Wednesday, meaning we're wearing dress uniforms. All the girls are wearing skirts. We're talking, everything's great, then one of the 6th graders (who was walking around the circle) shoves me as hard as possible. I stumble and fall at the feet of the girl across the circle, who just happened to be the girl I had a crush on at the time. In a panic, I tried to stand up abruptly, but I was a bit closer to the girl then I thought.

...My head went straight up her skirt. I was mortified. Didn't talk to the kid who pushed me for approximately a year.

Was very scared of public transport but got to know a cute girl via the internet, she lives 120 miles away, now we are together for 14 months and i can take the train to her house, by myself, without too much anxiety!

And she is a gamer too woohoo :)

I lost my dad during my freshman year of high school. Now, I have worked hard to be an honors student in college (sophomore), made the President's List, worked a summer internship at a fairly well-known company, am awaiting a second degree taekwondo black belt to be sent from Korea, am a professional martial arts and kickboxing instructor and am approaching being with my girlfriend for a year and a half. Life throws obstacles at you and you have to choose how you are going to deal with them. I have had many more challenges than my loss, but it affects me the and perseverance has made me into the strong person that I am today.