Should Bears conquer the world and make peasants humans their slaves?
You're very persistent mr. Bear
Tell you what
I'll vote for you if you let me keep my freedom
That means, go whatever I want, free cocaine for when I'm bored and dozen puzzles to avoid the use of cocaine
and free tobacco because it is expensive
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Not all humans are bad, just some of them.
And you want to conquer the whole world and make them your slaves?
innocent humans, babies, kids, old people.
You created this thread to have more humans help you.
But as long as I'm alive you'll never get far with your idea!
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Intro
I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that humans are a hateful race, even to those whom are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Bears, can eat you peasants with one bite.
Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and my self as "President of the Universe™".
But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.
Here is a some good evidence of why should Bears be the new master race.
We are adorable.
Proof
Proof
We are intelligent.
Proof
Proof
We are fabulous.
Proof
Proof
We don't discriminate the different colours of our race, we are a family.
Proof
We can play metal.
Sauce
We have the famous pizza bear painting.
Proof
We are scary when we need to be.
Proof
And even you most resourceful, skilled survivalist has the 'Bear' in his name and therefore proclaimed by us "The best human alive".
Proof
Proof
Convinced?
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Disclaimer: For those doubting our disciplinary methods, we also have an army.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ→ᴥ← ʔ ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ╲ʕ·ᴥ· ╲ʔ ʕ/ ·ᴥ·ʔ/ ʕ☞ᴥ ☜ʔ ʕᴥ• ʔ
And these guys:
Bearvengers
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