Intro

I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that humans are a hateful race, even to those whom are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Bears, can eat you peasants with one bite.
Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and my self as "President of the Universe™".


But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.

Here is a some good evidence of why should Bears be the new master race.

  • We are adorable.
    Proof
    Proof

  • We are intelligent.
    Proof
    Proof

  • We are fabulous.
    Proof
    Proof

  • We don't discriminate the different colours of our race, we are a family.
    Proof

  • We can play metal.
    Sauce

  • We have the famous pizza bear painting.
    Proof

  • We are scary when we need to be.
    Proof

  • And even you most resourceful, skilled survivalist has the 'Bear' in his name and therefore proclaimed by us "The best human alive".
    Proof
    Proof


Convinced?

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


Disclaimer: For those doubting our disciplinary methods, we also have an army.

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And these guys:

Bearvengers

9 years ago*

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Should Bears conquer the world and make peasants humans their slaves?

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Yes
That would be a yes
Fuck yes

so are you going to be a president?

9 years ago
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Already am, son

9 years ago
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I can't pick no

9 years ago
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Why would you?

9 years ago
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I like my freedom

9 years ago
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You have 3 choices. Jeez you humans are never satisfied

9 years ago
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Nope, I'm not

maybe I can have you as a pet

9 years ago
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Or maybe the other way around

9 years ago
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You're very persistent mr. Bear

Tell you what
I'll vote for you if you let me keep my freedom

That means, go whatever I want, free cocaine for when I'm bored and dozen puzzles to avoid the use of cocaine
and free tobacco because it is expensive

9 years ago
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I'll do dozens of puzzles to avoid the use of both cocaine and tobacco, k'?

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9 years ago
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Why would I mention some of our top secret agents? Heroes don't look for fame. Now keep spying humans for top secret info

9 years ago
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It's okay Morphine, I know you're better than all of these bears.

9 years ago
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baers suck

9 years ago
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y u do dis

9 years ago
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It was a trolling rolling floating moping bump
:D

9 years ago
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He just knows that Clowns are better.

9 years ago
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I don't support hostile races. We'll protect these human at all cost!

9 years ago
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your avatar. I like it

9 years ago
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Don't play nice with me, I'll never join you. The other squirrels in this discussion are traitors.
We're peaceful animals and we'll never kill a human!

9 years ago
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We are peaceful animals too o:

We only attack in self defence

9 years ago
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Not all humans are bad, just some of them.
And you want to conquer the whole world and make them your slaves?
innocent humans, babies, kids, old people.
You created this thread to have more humans help you.
But as long as I'm alive you'll never get far with your idea!

9 years ago
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you forgot the most important bear, the waterbear

View attached image.
9 years ago
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I did, but other user here shown me already :p

9 years ago
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Are you sure you wanna conquer the world? I've heard it's quite difficult to bear the pressure D:

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Well, but it will be pawsible

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I agree!

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/thread
oh wait

9 years ago
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Are bears good cooks?

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Yes!

9 years ago
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Smokey makes a good bbq sauce.

9 years ago
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Why focus so much on the grizzly though, what about the polar bears, and the panda bears?

9 years ago
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Someone went full human.

Bear race, include all bears. I even posted a pic of some types of bears in the OP c:

9 years ago
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Well my bad i didn't see that picture, couldn't bear it, i only seen a few and those were all grizzly.

Then again you really want those lazy ass panda bears to be included?

9 years ago
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Panda population on the rise!

I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords.

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better run punk

9 years ago
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Long live the bears XD

9 years ago
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this

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I thought bears were already the master race

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Necro flame pls

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Closed 9 years ago by JoaoWho.