Intro

I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that humans are a hateful race, even to those whom are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Bears, can eat you peasants with one bite.
Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and my self as "President of the Universe™".


But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.

Here is a some good evidence of why should Bears be the new master race.

  • We are adorable.
    Proof
    Proof

  • We are intelligent.
    Proof
    Proof

  • We are fabulous.
    Proof
    Proof

  • We don't discriminate the different colours of our race, we are a family.
    Proof

  • We can play metal.
    Sauce

  • We have the famous pizza bear painting.
    Proof

  • We are scary when we need to be.
    Proof

  • And even you most resourceful, skilled survivalist has the 'Bear' in his name and therefore proclaimed by us "The best human alive".
    Proof
    Proof


Convinced?

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


Disclaimer: For those doubting our disciplinary methods, we also have an army.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ→ᴥ← ʔ ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ╲ʕ·ᴥ· ╲ʔ ʕ/ ·ᴥ·ʔ/ ʕ☞ᴥ ☜ʔ ʕᴥ• ʔ

And these guys:

Bearvengers

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Should Bears conquer the world and make peasants humans their slaves?

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That would be a yes
Fuck yes
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Don't you even try to eat mine human slaves friends! Or else...
And there is enough trees for this 'army'

9 years ago
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Cats are douchebags, they have no sense of danger ;_;

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Dragons forever.

Join the Dragonhood now!

Enlist here

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That actually seems cool. Wanna breed and make bear dragons?

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This is one of the examples of human slaving bears.

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Not that you mind....

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Monsters is the one and only true race, you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise!

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Monster are also our allies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And yes, I fucked Sully.

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What, no Battle Bears?!?

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Ewww c_c

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As a part-bear, I can see both sides of this issue. Yes, I am a badger, so I have seen all kinds of discrimination. Black, white, anti-bear, anti-weasel. We've seen it all.

Now, I want to take a moment to just remind you all that not all bears are alike (and is quite racist to suggest such a thing!). They run the spectrum from the lowest of pedobears all the way up to the more humble of polite Mighty Bear (earthbound), so think carefully before you vote. I know it's easy to get caught up in the excitement of a pro-bear world, but we still need to vote responsibly!

In fact, I would like to suggest that a number of half-bear candidates be entered. A badger, a sloth, and perhaps a koala. I would have suggested a red panda but they try to abuse their charisma and never stick to the issues.

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You are right.

But we have all kinds of allies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And yes, red pandas are bastards!

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First you gotta take care of Carl (Gnarled) Winslow, even if you have Star Bears

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BEARVENGERS ENGAGE!

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At first I was like "Yay! Love the bears! Totally gonna support these awesome hairy bastards!", but then i start reading comments and gone "Oh, but that dude right, cats are rule! But look at that fox, it's so adorable! Hey, I see your point, wolfs have the power" and all that... So even though I'm totally support you I guess I'm not very loyal... Squirrel!

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I LAUGHED. You are a cool human

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Oh, now I'm definitely joining your side!!
Well, at least until someone call me even cooler

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Awesome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cooler than this?

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The sheep flock wishes to support your motion for taking over the world, as the human race is obviously incompetent to the task. (And also because like us, bears are cute). We demand immunity against being eaten AND being shaved for no reason other than making another race a pullover and you'll get our votes.

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But.. you are evil? Should we trust you?

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Yes.... Come to the dark side, we have cookies :3

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Come to bear side ~

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Brainwashing 101

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You forgot to mention we are extremely friendly and polite

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We bears? Yes we are

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Ok. Bear is fine too.

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Arigato ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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pets stay fluffy

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I will ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Is your new avatar your ID picture? It looks like it ʕ☞ᴥ ☜ʔ

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it's not my ID pic :p

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Driver's licence pic?

Mug shot? Yeah probably mug shot, silly human

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you are right! but they won't ever find me hides

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Hide in my cave ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

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Bears a cool and all, but everyone knows squirrels are gods perfect creatures. We shall inherit the world!

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Your profile pic, is awesome

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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

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Fuk No

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HOW DARE YOU

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Reindeers are HERESY. Frozen is HERESY!

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Can bears ride trains?

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Yes. they can also contract clown aids

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Pic or didn't happen.

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ALL HAIL MEGABEAR!

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Also, in my search of the Holy Bear I found this 2 gifs, which only proves its awsmness:

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The second gif is broken, the last one is too jiggly for me :c

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I can still see all 3 of 'em, my good bear. The 1st one is the one that matters the most tho, the other 2 are just giggity

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Hm no, Bearvengers can't beat them.

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Strengths: Hello

Weaknesses: Goodbye

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I fking love bears. All hail king bear.

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FUCK YEAH, you shall embrace many perks my dear

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The answer I want to pick is missing... :/ (No, hell no!)

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I believe cats will rule the universe...

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I share this belief!

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Why is this not on the Cat Thread? Hmm >(

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Closed 9 years ago by JoaoWho.